If ever you speak to the Norwegian sailors of old, you’ll hear stories of the legendary sea monster called the Kraken. Wrapping his tentacles around ships and boats, he’d drag them down to their watery grave.
They’re not sure why he decided to attack innocent sailors, but we have an idea. He heard about their mythical beards, and he wanted in on the action.
That’s right! Turns out he wasn’t a monster at all. He just wanted some of that fresh Mythical Beards Kraken scent of spices and vanilla for his mythical beard… AKA tentacles.
Now that you know the truth, what will you do with it?
Here’s what you do: You keep the legend of the Kraken going by wearing this delicious and all-natural blend of spices and vanilla on your beard every day and don’t listen to what those old sailors have to say. They only have one leg anyway!