Jormungandr - Dark Ocean Tobacco

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“Jörmungandr rolls in giant wrath, The Serpent beats the waves… (Völuspâ, Verse 50).”


“Against the serpent goes Odin’s son.

In anger smites the warder of earth,—

Forth from their homes must all men flee;—

Nine paces fares the son of Fjorgyn,

And, slain by the serpent, fearless he sinks…” 

(Völuspá of the Poetic Edda, translation by Henry Adams Bellows, 1923) 


Can you stand in the face of Ragnarok? Stand fearless in the face of total annihilation with Mythical Beards’ Jörmungandr! Jörmungandr the Midgard Serpent, or the World Serpent, is the arch nemesis of Thor, son of Odin. As a younger serpent, Jörmungandr was tossed into the ocean by Odin, and left to drown. Jörmungandr thrived, however, growing into a massive serpent that encircled Midgard. Jörmangundr and Thor first crossed paths when Thor sought rest in the halls of the giant king, Útgarða-Loki. Thor was tricked into trying to lift Jörmungandr as a challenge of strength. Thor fails and thus begins the epic rivalry. The two legendary beings, bound by fate, fought to the last day, neither surviving their final battle. Jörmungandr serves as an agent of transformation, being bound and down-trodden by those who try to maintain the status-quo, breaks free and destroys the previous order, to be replaced by something new. 


Let Mythical Beards Jörmungandr’s Torrential Tobacco beat down upon your legendary, a foretaste of powerful scents to come. Smell the complex blend of driftwood, sea salt, black salt, and ozone as the cataclysmic tempest of Ragnarok rages around you. Before you are overwhelmed, return to the warm embrace of amber and oud as the greybeard concludes his tale.

 

Why Mythical Beards?

What sets us apart?:
  • We started with one goal in mind - to create better beard products.  We take developing our products seriously, so we strive to focus on continuous improvement of our products, both in ingredients and packaging.
  • We created our Original blend as a lower cost oil that still uses high end carriers that will drastically improve the health of your beard.
  • Our Legend blend takes the Original blend and makes it, well legendary.  Adding Ostrich oil, Sea Buckthorn, Red Raspberry etc brings it to an entirely new level.  
  • The carrier oils we use have a wide range of fatty acids that promote healthier, softer, and stronger hairs.
  • Your beard will never feel more soft, or smell any better, than when you use Mythical Beards products.

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U can't beat jörmungandr

Hands down one of the best Oceanic toobaco sents out there

DIRECTIONS AND INGREDIENTS

Original Beard Oil

  • Castor 
  • Avocado 
  • Meadowfoam
  • Jamaican Black Castor
  • Pomegranate
  • Argan
  • Jojoba
Use the dropper to put desired amount of oil in hand. Rub hands together then massage into your face and beard. Using a brush or comb will help distribute the product evenly, then style acccordingly.

Legend Oil

  • Ostrich
  • Castor 
  • Avocado 
  • Meadowfoam
  • Jamaican Black Castor
  • Sea Buckthorn Seed 
  • Red Raspberry Seed
  • Pomegranate
  • Argan
  • Jojoba
  • Squalane
  • Marula
Use the dropper to put desired amount of oil in hand. Rub hands together then massage into your face and beard. Using a brush or comb will help distribute the product evenly, then style acccordingly.

Beard Balm - Medium Hold

  • Beeswax
  • Mango Butter
  • Shea Butter
  • Murumuru Butter
  • Calendula Butter
  • Turmeric Butter
  • Baobob Butter
  • Kokum Butter
  • Ostrich
  • Castor 
  • Avocado 
  • Meadowfoam
  • Jamaican Black Castor
  • Sea Buckthorn Seed 
  • Red Raspberry Seed
  • Pomegranate
  • Argan
  • Jojoba
  • Squalane
  • Marula
Massage up to a dime sized amount of beard balm into the palm of your hand, rub together until balm melts, and massage into your skin and beard.  Shape with your hands, brush or comb.

Beard Butter - No Hold

  • Mango Butter
  • Shea Butter
  • Murumuru Butter
  • Calendula Butter
  • Turmeric Butter
  • Baobob Butter
  • Kokum Butter
  • Ostrich
  • Castor 
  • Avocado 
  • Meadowfoam
  • Jamaican Black Castor
  • Sea Buckthorn Seed 
  • Red Raspberry Seed
  • Pomegranate
  • Argan
  • Jojoba
  • Squalane
  • Marula
  • Beeswax
Massage a pea-sized amount of beard butter into the palm of your hand, rub together until balm melts, and massage into your skin and beard. It's perfect for day or night use as a leave-in conditioner.

Solid Cologne

  • Beeswax
  • Jojoba Oil
  • Fragrance
Rub your finger over the cologne and massage into your skin where you would normally apply cologne. For a stronger scent lightly scrape some product out and melt between your fingers before applying.

Cologne

  • Denatured Alcohol
  • EO/FO Blends
This body spray is perfect for use anywhere and anytime. It's a very light base and you don't need a lot to smell great. Test for use in a small area before trying on clothing and linen.