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Florida Man - Funky Citrus

Florida Man - Funky Citrus

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The sun, the beach, the beer, the MJ, and the sweet scent of citrus all combine to make the most mythical creature of them all:  The Florida Man! 

This one’s for our fun loving, beer drinking, tokin' , sunshine state boys that have a beard as legendary as the state of Florida itself. 

This special blend has MJ flower, beer, orange, and smoke flavors incorporated into it, so you smell like you just got back from deep sea fishing with the boys!  Grab some today and feel like you’re hangin on the beaches of Florida 24/7.

Why Mythical Beards?

What sets us apart?:
  • We started with one goal in mind - to create better beard products.  We take developing our products seriously, so we strive to focus on continuous improvement of our products, both in ingredients and packaging.
  • We created our Original blend as a lower cost oil that still uses high end carriers that will drastically improve the health of your beard.
  • Our Legend blend takes the Original blend and makes it, well legendary.  Adding Ostrich oil, Sea Buckthorn, Red Raspberry etc brings it to an entirely new level.  
  • The carrier oils we use have a wide range of fatty acids that promote healthier, softer, and stronger hairs.
  • Your beard will never feel more soft, or smell any better, than when you use Mythical Beards products.

Customer Reviews

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Shawn Ellis
Amazing product and top tier customer service

I had my order package show up empty not once but twice and they changed from their standard packaging for the 3rd time they sent me my order and everything showed up and is great quality.

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Nick McClellan
Nice blend

I am a fan of citrus scents and I have been thoroughly impressed with this one!

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Thomas Vena
Amazing

I originally bought this scent more as a joke as I didn’t think I would like it but it is wonderful and have since bought more. The MJ Flower, orange and beer all blend together and while I don’t care for any of those scents on their own they just work magically together. So hard to describe but it is a nice cologne scent that is uplifting and refreshing. One of those oil scents that people do stop and ask you what you are wearing as they like the aroma but cannot identity the fragrance. Also, my dog absolutely loves the scent and is his hands down favorite one. If he knows I’m wearing it he runs over and tries to get the scent on him.

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Zach Cutright
Smell and look

The smell of the funky citrus is awesome.You can also tell when your using it because the growth rate of the beard is increased.my beard is longer and fuller since using it

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Mark Gordon
Florida Man In a Bottle

Holy balls this sent is amazing. I will 100% be stocking up on this. My wife loves and and the ladies in my office like it too. So win win win all the way around.

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DIRECTIONS AND INGREDIENTS

Original Beard Oil

  • Castor 
  • Avocado 
  • Meadowfoam
  • Jamaican Black Castor
  • Pomegranate
  • Argan
  • Jojoba
Use the dropper to put desired amount of oil in hand. Rub hands together then massage into your face and beard. Using a brush or comb will help distribute the product evenly, then style acccordingly.

Legend Oil

  • Ostrich
  • Castor 
  • Avocado 
  • Meadowfoam
  • Jamaican Black Castor
  • Sea Buckthorn Seed 
  • Red Raspberry Seed
  • Pomegranate
  • Argan
  • Jojoba
  • Squalane
  • Marula
Use the dropper to put desired amount of oil in hand. Rub hands together then massage into your face and beard. Using a brush or comb will help distribute the product evenly, then style acccordingly.

Beard Balm - Medium Hold

  • Beeswax
  • Mango Butter
  • Shea Butter
  • Murumuru Butter
  • Calendula Butter
  • Turmeric Butter
  • Baobob Butter
  • Kokum Butter
  • Ostrich
  • Castor 
  • Avocado 
  • Meadowfoam
  • Jamaican Black Castor
  • Sea Buckthorn Seed 
  • Red Raspberry Seed
  • Pomegranate
  • Argan
  • Jojoba
  • Squalane
  • Marula
Massage up to a dime sized amount of beard balm into the palm of your hand, rub together until balm melts, and massage into your skin and beard.  Shape with your hands, brush or comb.

Beard Butter - No Hold

  • Mango Butter
  • Shea Butter
  • Murumuru Butter
  • Calendula Butter
  • Turmeric Butter
  • Baobob Butter
  • Kokum Butter
  • Ostrich
  • Castor 
  • Avocado 
  • Meadowfoam
  • Jamaican Black Castor
  • Sea Buckthorn Seed 
  • Red Raspberry Seed
  • Pomegranate
  • Argan
  • Jojoba
  • Squalane
  • Marula
  • Beeswax
Massage a pea-sized amount of beard butter into the palm of your hand, rub together until balm melts, and massage into your skin and beard. It's perfect for day or night use as a leave-in conditioner.

Solid Cologne

  • Beeswax
  • Jojoba Oil
  • Fragrance
Rub your finger over the cologne and massage into your skin where you would normally apply cologne. For a stronger scent lightly scrape some product out and melt between your fingers before applying.

Cologne

  • Denatured Alcohol
  • EO/FO Blends
This body spray is perfect for use anywhere and anytime. It's a very light base and you don't need a lot to smell great. Test for use in a small area before trying on clothing and linen.
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