Florida Woman - Backwoods Beach Hippie

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It’s hard to beat a real Florida Girl!  That Southern charm, the golden tan, and those beachy vibes.  But here’s the thing, it doesn’t matter if you’re a Florida man or from any other great American state, we’ve created the perfect scent to have those Florida girls all up in your business and complimenting the silky smooth, mythical beard!

Our Florida Woman scent combines everything that’s great about Florida.  The rich tobacco, a little beach vibe, some gunmetal, and even a touch of lavender to keep it fresh.  Trust us on this one gents… She’s gonna love it.

Why Mythical Beards?

What sets us apart?:
  • We started with one goal in mind - to create better beard products.  We take developing our products seriously, so we strive to focus on continuous improvement of our products, both in ingredients and packaging.
  • We created our Original blend as a lower cost oil that still uses high end carriers that will drastically improve the health of your beard.
  • Our Legend blend takes the Original blend and makes it, well legendary.  Adding Ostrich oil, Sea Buckthorn, Red Raspberry etc brings it to an entirely new level.  
  • The carrier oils we use have a wide range of fatty acids that promote healthier, softer, and stronger hairs.
  • Your beard will never feel more soft, or smell any better, than when you use Mythical Beards products.

Customer Reviews

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Charles (Chuck) Sawyers
Backwoods Beach Hippie

This was my first time buying from Mythical, and I was not disappointed. This is a nice calming floral cent. Very nice in the beard on a hot day. The oil is high quality and makes my beard really soft.

J
Jairus
In other news, a local Florida woman …..

Man oh man, Andrew you magnificent bastard you really hit it out of the park here. After the successful entry of Florida Man, we are welcomed into the tobacco lavender world for Florida Woman.

With the beach vibes and gunmetal coming near the end - well for my nose they do - this scent is pleasing, yet is a strong intro to summer with staying power.

This lady isn’t for the weak, and definitely has punch. Though never fear, it’s not overpowering nor does easily go into the night. She’s got staying power and she goes with really any occasion.

Don’t pass on this sassy summer blend!

A
Andrew
Exactly what I needed

I wanted a lighter scent that I could put on after a late shower before bed and not be distracted by the smell or have my wife be bothered by it. I was debating between Sandman, Dr. Jekyll, or even Invisible Man. Florida Woman showed up right on time and had a profile that sounded much better for me than the others.
My only constructive criticism, and most others might not agree with it, is that the gunmetal could be dialed back a bit. Other than that is a great all-day scent and perfect before bed.

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Icederth69@gmail.com
What a woman

I think one of the best night time sents to date really hope it stays need more lol

DIRECTIONS AND INGREDIENTS

Original Beard Oil

  • Castor 
  • Avocado 
  • Meadowfoam
  • Jamaican Black Castor
  • Pomegranate
  • Argan
  • Jojoba
Use the dropper to put desired amount of oil in hand. Rub hands together then massage into your face and beard. Using a brush or comb will help distribute the product evenly, then style acccordingly.

Legend Oil

  • Ostrich
  • Castor 
  • Avocado 
  • Meadowfoam
  • Jamaican Black Castor
  • Sea Buckthorn Seed 
  • Red Raspberry Seed
  • Pomegranate
  • Argan
  • Jojoba
  • Squalane
  • Marula
Use the dropper to put desired amount of oil in hand. Rub hands together then massage into your face and beard. Using a brush or comb will help distribute the product evenly, then style acccordingly.

Beard Balm - Medium Hold

  • Beeswax
  • Mango Butter
  • Shea Butter
  • Murumuru Butter
  • Calendula Butter
  • Turmeric Butter
  • Baobob Butter
  • Kokum Butter
  • Ostrich
  • Castor 
  • Avocado 
  • Meadowfoam
  • Jamaican Black Castor
  • Sea Buckthorn Seed 
  • Red Raspberry Seed
  • Pomegranate
  • Argan
  • Jojoba
  • Squalane
  • Marula
Massage up to a dime sized amount of beard balm into the palm of your hand, rub together until balm melts, and massage into your skin and beard.  Shape with your hands, brush or comb.

Beard Butter - No Hold

  • Mango Butter
  • Shea Butter
  • Murumuru Butter
  • Calendula Butter
  • Turmeric Butter
  • Baobob Butter
  • Kokum Butter
  • Ostrich
  • Castor 
  • Avocado 
  • Meadowfoam
  • Jamaican Black Castor
  • Sea Buckthorn Seed 
  • Red Raspberry Seed
  • Pomegranate
  • Argan
  • Jojoba
  • Squalane
  • Marula
  • Beeswax
Massage a pea-sized amount of beard butter into the palm of your hand, rub together until balm melts, and massage into your skin and beard. It's perfect for day or night use as a leave-in conditioner.

Solid Cologne

  • Beeswax
  • Jojoba Oil
  • Fragrance
Rub your finger over the cologne and massage into your skin where you would normally apply cologne. For a stronger scent lightly scrape some product out and melt between your fingers before applying.

Cologne

  • Denatured Alcohol
  • EO/FO Blends
This body spray is perfect for use anywhere and anytime. It's a very light base and you don't need a lot to smell great. Test for use in a small area before trying on clothing and linen.